50 ways to love your liver

24 März 2013

50 ways to love your liver

Paul Simons '50 ways to leave your lover' mal anders

Durch einen Schreibfehler wurde Paul Simons '50 ways to leave your lover' bei mir zu '50 ways to love your liver'. 
"OK", dachte ich, " '50 ways to love your liver' klingt wie ein Trinklied ... da müsste man den Text ein bißchen umschreiben. Mal sehen, ob das funktioniert ..."

 

The problem is all inside your head, he said to me.
Let's have a drink and I'm sure you will agree.  
I'm going to help you in your struggle to be free
'cause there are 50 ways to love your liver. 

He said it' really not my habit to seduce
furthermore it doesn't mean that I will try to get you juiced, 
but I repeat myself at the risk of being deuce:
there must be 50 ways to love your liver,
50 ways to love your liver. 

A bottle of wine, Brian. Tequila and salt, Walt.
A shot of gin, Lynn, and you will grin. 
Two pints of Ale, Dale. Well, some of that pale Ale.
Scotch on the rocks, Jocks, you'll be from the socks. 

He said it hurts me so to see you that distressed. 
There must be something I can do to make you worry less. 
I said, I appreciate that. Now would you please explain about the 50 ways ... 

He said let's have a little word just you and me 
and I'm sure that in a while you'll certainly feel free.
The he ordered and I began to see
50 ways to love your liver,
all the 50 ways to love your liver.

A bottle of wine, Brian. Tequila and salt, Walt.
A shot of gin, Lynn, and you will grin. 
Two pints of Ale, Dale. Well, some of that pale Ale.
Two bottles of Kölsch beer and you will stay here.